100+ TV Puns & Pickup Lines That’ll Make You LOL and Fall in Love 💘

Friends Pickup Lines 🛋️

Could these be any more charming?

• Are you a Central Perk coffee? Because you’re my daily addiction

• You must be my lobster because I found you in a sea of fish

• Our chemistry is more lit than Monica’s cleaning routine

• You’re the Rachel to my Ross… hopefully without the breaks

• I’m falling for you faster than Joey falls for food

• We go together like Chandler and sarcastic one-liners

• You light up my world like Phoebe lights up a song

• I must be Janice, because oh… my… god, you’re cute

• Could I be any more into you?

• You’re my pivot, because my world turns around you

The Office Pickup Lines 🖨️

Paper may be boring, but you? Never.

• You’re the Pam to my Jim, and I’m here for the long game

• Are you Dunder Mifflin paper? Because I can’t get enough of you

• I love you more than Michael loves “That’s what she said”

• You’re so fine, you make Kevin spill his chili

• You must be a Schrute beet, because you’re rootin’ deep in my heart

• Our connection is hotter than Pretzel Day

• You’re the assistant to my heart’s manager

• I’d prank Dwight every day if it meant seeing your smile

• Our love is more solid than Creed’s job title

• You’re the fire drill to my heart—total chaos, but unforgettable

Stranger Things Pickup Lines 🔦

Things just got upside-down in the best way.

• Are you Eleven? Because you made my heart waffle

• You must be from Hawkins, because you turned my world upside down

• Our love is stranger than fiction, but I’m into it

• I’d battle a Demogorgon just to hold your hand

• You light up my life like Joyce’s Christmas lights

• You’re the Eggos to my soul—sweet and essential

• Are you a portal? Because I’m falling into you

• Even the Mind Flayer can’t mess with our vibe

• You give me nosebleeds… in a good way

• Let’s get lost in the Upside Down… just the two of us

Breaking Bad Pickup Lines 🧪

Love chemistry? Let’s make it explosive.

• Are you blue crystal? Because you’ve got me addicted

• Call me Heisenberg, because I’ve got the formula for love

• You must be Jesse, because yeah science, baby

• You’re the Walter to my White-hot crush

• Let’s cook up something special—like a relationship

• I’m in love with you like Walt loves money

• You’ve got the purity of 99.1% attraction

• Danger? I am the one who flirts

• Are you a meth lab? Because things are heating up

• You’re breaking my bad habits with good vibes

Game of Thrones Pickup Lines 🐉

Winter is here, but this flirtation is fire.

• You must be a Targaryen, because you’ve set my heart ablaze

• Are you Valyrian steel? Because nothing cuts deeper than you

• I’d bend the knee just to get your number

• You’re the Khaleesi of my heart

• You’re hotter than dragon fire

• You’ve got me more twisted than a Lannister family reunion

• Our love is more epic than the Battle of the Bastards

• You make my heart do the Red Wedding

• Are you the Iron Throne? Because everyone wants you—but I need you

• Let’s make our own house motto: Love is Coming

Brooklyn Nine-Nine Pickup Lines 🚓

Noice, smort, and flirty.

• Are you a precinct? Because I feel safe around you

• You’re the Holt to my chaos—complete perfection

• You’re cooler than Rosa with shades

• I’d go full Jake Peralta to win your heart

• You make my feelings go Nine-Nine

• You’ve got the evidence… of my love

• I’m not playing Boyle, but I’m totally into you

• Let’s interrogate our chemistry tonight

• Are you a heist? Because you stole my heart

• You’re my captain… of love

Euphoria Pickup Lines ✨

Drama, glitter, and dangerously good vibes.

• You’re more dazzling than Rue’s glitter tears

• Our chemistry is stronger than Jules and Rue

• Are you a hallway monologue? Because you’ve got me thinking deep

• You’re the high to my fashion and the low to my resistance

• I don’t need substances, just your love

• You’re the soundtrack to my heart—vibey and addictive

• Are you a dream sequence? Because you don’t feel real

• Our connection hits harder than an HBO plot twist

• You’re the Cassie to my chaos

• Loving you is like Euphoria—intense, wild, and unforgettable

SpongeBob SquarePants Pickup Lines 🍍

Quirky and undersea-level flirty.

• You’ve got me soaking in love like a sponge

• Are you jellyfishing? Because you stung my heart

• You’re finer than Sandy’s air dome

• My heart goes bahahaha when I see you

• Are you the Krusty Krab? Because I’m craving you

• Let’s go jellyfishing… or just hold hands

• You’re sweeter than a pineapple under the sea

• I’m not Squidward, but I’m totally clarinet-ing my love

• You had me at “I’m ready!”

• You make my heart go bubble buddy

Rick and Morty Pickup Lines 🛸

Sci-fi sass and multiverse romance.

• Are you from Dimension C-137? Because I’ve searched the multiverse for you

• Wubba lubba dub dub… I’m in love love love

• You’re the Rick to my reckless heart

• Our love is more complex than interdimensional travel

• Call me Morty, cause I’m lost without you

• You’ve got portal gun access to my heart

• Are you Pickle Rick? Because you’re oddly irresistible

• Let’s get schwifty… and maybe dinner

• You’ve got me feeling infinite possibilities

• Our love is more absurd than a Council of Ricks debate

Stranger Than Reality Dating Advice 💡

How to Use These Pickup Lines:

• Slide into DMs: Send a clever one-liner and follow it with a meme or GIF for extra effect.

• IRL Charm: Got a crush at trivia night or a party? Drop one of these casually and flash a grin.

• Dating Apps: Add a line to your bio or start your convo with a show-inspired flirt.

• Customize It: Add their name or favorite character to tailor the line just for them.

🎯 Tip: Keep it light, playful, and read the room (or DM tone). A laugh is the best opening act.