110+ Gross Rizz Lines Cringey Pickup Lines That Still Hit

🤢 Bodily Function Rizz (Yup, We’re Doing This)

• Are you a burp? Because you came out of nowhere and now I’m embarrassed

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• I’d hold your hair back even if I caused the food poisoning

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• You make my heart race faster than bad sushi on a Tuesday

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• You must be lactose, ‘cause I feel weird but I still want more of you

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• Are you my stomach after Taco Bell? Because I can’t keep you in

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• You’re the phlegm in my throat—I can’t clear you out and it’s kind of cute

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• My love for you is like a sneeze—violent and unexpected

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• I’d catch your cold just to hold your tissues

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• Even if you threw up on me, I’d still think you’re adorable

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• Let’s be the gross couple people warn others about

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🧠 Brain Rot Flirt Vibes

• You’ve infected my thoughts worse than a TikTok sound

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• You’re the mold growing in my brain and I’m not even mad

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• My mental state? Just pictures of you and raw chicken

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• Your face lives rent-free next to my worst intrusive thoughts

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• You’ve rotted my brain so hard it’s leaking charm

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• You’re my favorite hallucination

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• I think about you like I think about toe fungus—way too often

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• You’re not even real, you’re just a symptom

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• You’re the crust on my mind sandwich

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• Wanna spiral together like some wet spaghetti in a drain?

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🐸 Swampy & Slimy Rizz

• You’re the algae in my soul soup

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• You slime into my heart like a romantic slug

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• I’d swim through a septic tank just to hold your hand

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• You’re my little swamp goblin and I mean that in the best way

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• My love for you is stickier than pond scum

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• You’re like wet carpet—confusingly unforgettable

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• I’d gladly sink into emotional quicksand with you

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• You’re the mildew on my bathroom ceiling—always there, weirdly comforting

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• You’re moldy, messy, and 100% mine

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• Let’s roll in emotional filth together, my lil gremlin

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🐀 Vermin-Core Rizz

• I’d share my dumpster snacks with you

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• You’re the rat king of my heart

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• My feelings for you are louder than a possum in my trash at 3AM

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• If you were a cockroach, I’d still smooch you

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• You infest my dreams—in a cute way

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• I’d build a sewer nest just to raise little feelings with you

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• You scurried into my soul and now I’m infected

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• You’re the only bedbug I’d never exterminate

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• You’re a raccoon in my chest, and you’re stealing all my sanity

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• I’d eat gas station pizza off the ground if you dropped it

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🦷 Dental Disaster Rizz

• My love for you is more intense than unbrushed molars

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• You’re the plaque to my enamel—I can’t resist you

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• You make my gums itch (in the most attractive way)

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• I’d floss your thoughts into my heart

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• You’ve got a cavity in my soul—and I never want it filled

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• You’re the reason my wisdom teeth are acting out

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• I’d let you use my toothbrush—no questions asked

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• You’re more addictive than bubblegum stuck to braces

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• You make my mouth feel like it’s been chewing on tin foil—but like, in love

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• You bring out the bad hygiene in me

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🧼 Gross But Wholesome

• You could sneeze in my soup and I’d still say “bless you”

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• I’d clean your sink hairball with bare hands if it meant I got to keep you

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• You make my heart skip like a clogged drain

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• I’d unclog your emotional pipes without gloves

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• I love you even if your feet smell like regret

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• You’re my favorite biohazard

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• I’d do your gross laundry just to smell your weird detergent

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• You’re like morning breath—I hate it, but it’s home

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• I’d kiss you after gym class with no hesitation

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• Even if you were covered in mysterious goo, I’d still hold you tight

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🍕 Food Crimes Flirt

• You’re the only person I’d share my garlic ice cream with

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• I’d slurp expired yogurt if you said it was cute

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• Are you ranch on spaghetti? Because you confuse and attract me

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• I’d lick the bottom of a microwave burrito just to impress you

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• I’d eat cereal with orange juice for you

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• You’re the ketchup to my hot fudge sundae

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• Our love is raw… like uncooked chicken, but romantic

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• If we were leftovers, I’d forget we expired on purpose

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• You’re my secret sauce—terrifying and irresistible

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• Let’s make the grossest meal and call it a date

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💨 Stinky Rizz (Proceed with Caution)

• You smell like adventure… and something questionable

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• I’d sniff your hoodie even if it’s been through 3 workouts

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• Your B.O. is my BFF

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• You stink real good, and I’m emotionally compromised

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• I’d bottle your natural scent and wear it to bed

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• Your pheromones are breaking my brain

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• Let’s skip the cologne—I’m addicted to your raw vibe

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• Are you a gym sock? Because I can’t quit you

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• My nostrils said “yes” before I did

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• You smell like danger and daddy issues

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🚽 Bathroom-Level Rizz

• You’re the only one I’d text from the toilet

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• Our love is messier than a gas station bathroom

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• I’d hold your hand mid-poop panic

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• You’re the fiber in my life—keeping me regular and emotional

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• You flush away all my doubts

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• You clog my brain like an old plumbing system

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• I’d light a match for you, metaphorically and literally

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• Even if you never replace the TP roll, I’d still call you mine

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• You’re the only person I’d discuss bowel movements with romantically

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• Wanna split a burrito and suffer together?

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🪱 Rotcore Romance Rizz

• You’re the worm in my compost pile of love

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• Let’s decompose together, romantically

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• My love for you decays beautifully

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• Even maggots couldn’t ruin our vibe

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• You rot me from the inside—and I like it

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• You’re the moldy cherry on top of my weird little life

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• We’re like spoiled fruit—disgusting but cute together

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• I’d be the mildew to your moist

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• You’re my favorite part of this slow decline

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• I’d love you even if your soul smelled like a fridge drain

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🧴 How to Use Gross Rizz Without Getting Blocked

• These lines are intentionally weird—so play them with humor and awareness

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• Use in casual, meme-friendly convos with mutual weirdos

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• Drop them in funny Tinder chats, Discord servers, or group DMs

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• Match their weirdness—don’t just be gross for no reason

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• If they laugh or cringe, that’s a win

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• If they block you… well, that’s also a form of closure

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• Bonus points for memes, voice notes, or pairing the line with an outrageous selfie

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